Monday, May 25, 2009

Blog It Out... with RITZ CRACKERS Stuffed in Your Mouth!

Hey you RITZY (CRACKERS) Guys and/or Gals! Great news!
Our blog is being sponsored up by the wonderful RITZ CRACKERS! RITZ CRACKERS loved our viewpoint on world politics (Down with Bush! We want more RITZ (CRACKERS) in our politics!) and our irreverent humor concerning pop culture (Boo Lindsay, you crazy girl! I prefer RITZY (CRACKERS) celebrities!) so much that they decided to give us a large amount of RITZ CRACKERS to continue the blog (Blog it out... with RITZ CRACKERS!). RITZ CRACKERS have provided hundreds of beautiful (RITZ) CRACKERS over the years in many different flavors, like Original, Cheese, Peanut Butter, S'mores, and my favorite (of course) Pizza!!! So guys, get ready to read some RITZY (CRACKERS) material with so much Sparkle and RITZ (CRACKERS) you'll be saying "Put on the RITZ (CRACKERS)!"

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Interview with Dario Franchitti

Hello there folks. This update is a pretty fantastic, so hold onto your steeds and get ready to ride the "I'm impressed" train.

I recently met up with the wonderful Dario Franchitti, who was gracious enough to allow me to interview him. For those who are unfamiliar with Dario, he is a race car driver who was sponsored by big names like Guitar Hero and Target. You may also know him because he is married to the lovely Ashley Judd who was in films such as Twisted and the upcoming Tooth Fairy. Oddly enough, Tooth Fairy also stars one of my favorite actresseses working today, the undeniably talented Destiny Whitlock. Although she is fairly young (8 years old) she has had some great opportunities in many television series such as October Road and Grey's Anatomy. This is also odd, and I feel obliged to explain why, Grey's Anatmoy stars one of my favorite actors working today, the magnificent Steven W. Bailey. Bailey played the hilarious role in the hit reality series My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance, which I am sure garnered many awards during Emmy season, however I missed the ceremony (I had other plans, specifically I was invited to a friend's house for dinner which of course didn't go according to plan! I will give all of you the details in the near future, but for now read on!). The Emmy's, for anyone who is unfamiliar, is a ceremony which basically gives awards for successfully putting a show onto the television screen or for acting in said television shows and doing that successfully. Shows such as All My Children and General Hospital have been nominated and won countless awards. Although these shows are some of the best on television right now, their main problem which they have not resolved is giving a guest spot or leading role to Dario Franchitti. As my interview with him shows, he is quite disappointed and is still looking for a way in! Hey, All My Children! Give Dario a chance! A petition is underway which anyone can sign to allow Dario to audition for a role. I will put up a link in the near future. In the mean time, enjoy the interview.

JP: Hello, Dario!
DF: Hey?